We hate you because you bring in coupons from 2011, 2012, 2013 and claim that you just forgot you had them and then get pissed off we won’t honor it.
We hate you because you expect commission level service at a minimum wage price.
We hate you because you will come towards us and when we look to see if you need anything you make a point to stare quickly at merchandise, then get mad because we didn’t know you needed help.
We hate you because you continue to ask us for assistance, even when we tell you, repeatedly, that we are not on the clock.
We hate you because you complain that we’re not helping you fast enough when we’re quite clearly doing something for another guest.
We hate you when you leave your kids unattended while you sit at the bar, and they manage to set the plant on fire with the matches you gave them
We hate you because you don’t watch your toddler running around and let them run out into the street where there’s incoming traffic.
We hate you because you don’t ask your friends what they want before you pull up to the drive through speaker and then it takes you six minutes to order.
We hate you because you think we’re too stupid to catch your passive aggression and “sass”
We hate you because you keep interrupting us when we try to explain to you about our merchandise.