We hate you because you ask if we price-match every time you come in despite being repeatedly told “no”.
we hate you because you come through the drive thru 2 1/2 minutes before close and order 6 different sandwiches that require us to completely unpack the fridge and cook/fry all of the meats.
We hate you because you wipe your ass and walk out of the bathroom without washing your hands.
We hate you because you stay in our store for half an hour after making a purchase to hit on underage workers.
We hate you because you bring in expired coupons and then get mad at us when we point out the expiration date, as if you’ve never heard of coupons having them.
We hate you because you yell at us for being poorly trained when you asked for a fictional book that had a red cover and didn’t know the title, author or plot/subject.
We hate you because you say your fried calamari tastes too “fishy.” As if it didn’t come from under the sea.
We hate you because you literally think we’re going to honor the discount from a coupon you forgot to bring with you. Yeah, how about nope.
We hate you because you don’t know how to use deoderant. Or wear clothes that fit properly….
We hate you because you bring you children into a DIY store, and allow them to run around the building unsupervised and let them climb all over the shelves, the complain when they get their clothes dirty.