We hate you because you ask us for a bag even when all you buy is a single pack of bubblegum.
We hate you because you feel the need to ask us “Do you work here?” No. No, we do not. We’re just wearing this uniform and name tag for the fun of it.
We hate you because you flash a wad of 50s but still refuse to donate a single dollar to charity.
We hate you because you interrupt us when we are busy with another customer, then get angry when we don’t immediatley give you our full attention.
We hate you when you get mad at us and yell at us for catching you shoplifting and proceed to persecute you.
We hate you because we tell your child that our merchandise is not a toy and you glare at us as if we just hit your kid.
We hate you because you have no consideration
Because you can’t even utter a simple ‘Hello’ and instead return our greeting with “Cigarettes!”.
We hate you when we ask if you would like your receipt in the bag or with you, and get a response of “yes”.
We hate you because you make comments about the total as if we’re intentionally stealing from you. The prices are posted and you should know by now that there’s tax involved, so don’t accuse us of jacking up prices or stealing from you.